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Since we've updated our site, we didn't want a custom '404' page anymore... But, since it had quite a few visitors, here it is...
The link you followed may be outdated or inaccurate....I just couldn't find it. Seriously, I looked all over. You probably typed it in wrong, butterfingers. That, or you're just making up URLS.
So!...What just happened?
Unfortunately, you have just experienced what we refer to as a "problem". This could be caused by several factors including: (1) the material you are trying to find is no longer available, (2) the material you are trying to find was never available, or (3) the material you are trying to find is available, but we have cleverly hidden it in a location called "somewhere else".
What should I do?
That depends. If you think the material is in fact on this site, we recommend that you check the SiteMap at the top of the page and look again. If you think the material is in fact not on this site, well, give "the Google" a try. Also, you could hit "F5" or "refresh" to reload the page repeatedly. That sometimes works.
Alternatively Donate lots of money so we can continue doing what we're doing.
Who's fault is this? Who can I blame?
In the most existential sense, isn't it really everyone's fault? No......Most likely it is your fault. However, if you would contact us and explain the error you received, we would be very appreciative and remove you from our "People Who Caused Massive, Irreparable Errors" list.
Do you have a visual appreciation of what happened?.....Yes. See below:
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Don't worry!.....You aren't here for nothing
We give you 2 drink recipes
1. Honolulu Cooler recipe:
* » 1.5 oz Southern Comfort
* » 1/2 Juice of a lime
* » pineapple juice
* » Ice
Pack a tall glass with crushed ice, add lime juice and southern comfort. Fill with pineapple juice and stir.
2. Martini Cocktail, Dry recipe :
* » 1 oz gin
* » 1/2 oz French dry vermouth
* » 2 dashes orange bitters
* » Olive
In a shaker filled with ice, combine liquids and stir. Strain into cocktail glass. Garnish with olive.
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